A Blessing for the New Year

All children have the Blessing surname.
All children were born in Schlat, Goppingen, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany unless otherwise indicated.
Comments after the jump.

 JOHANNES BLESSING
 B: 1 Nov 1646 in Schlat, Goppingen, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 D: 6 Sep 1706 in Schlat, Goppingen, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany

 SPOUSE
 Agatha Blessing (1538-1616)
 Married 1560 in Schlat, Goppingen, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 CHILDREN
 Johannes, B: 27 Aug 1565
 Johannes, B: 29 Sep 1566
 Barbara, B: 26 Aug 1567
 Georg, B: 19 Feb 1570
 Bartholomäus, B: 24 Aug 1572
 Barbara, B: 20 Jul 1574
 Margaretha, B: 28 Oct 1576
 Agatha, B: 8 May 1578
 Johann Georg, B: 27 Sep 1579

 SPOUSE
 Maria Reissinger (1561-1637)
 Married 1583 in Nellingen, Alb-Donau-Kreis, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 CHILDREN
 Johann Georg, B: 27 Sep 1579

 SPOUSE
 Margarethe Rapp (1651-1725)
 Married 1671 in Schlat, Goppingen, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 CHILDREN
 Georg, B: 16 Jan 1674
 Johann Michael, B: 13 Mar 1677
 Leonhard, B: 15 Sep 1678
 Andreas, B: 15 Feb 1680
 Andreas, B: 26 Mar 1681
 Peter, B: 3 Dec 1682
 Bartholomäus, B: 19 Aug 1684
 Joseph, B: 30 Sep 1688
 Anna Margaretha, B: 2 Jun 1690
 Ulrich, B: 29 Feb 1692

 SPOUSE
 Margarethe Schmid (1644-1679)
 Married 1678 in Schlat, Goppingen, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 No children

 SPOUSE
 Margarethe Hauser (1661-????)
 Married 1679 in Schlat, Goppingen, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 CHILDREN
 Margarethe, B: 3 Aug 1681
 Johann Ulrich, B: 26 Jan 1684
 Georg, B: 12 Jan 1688
 Bartholomäus, B: 27 Jan 1690
 Waldburga, B: 25 May 1692
 Michael, B: 20 Feb 1694
 Maria, B: 11 May 1698
 Anna Catharine, B: 15 Dec 1699

 SPOUSE
 Dorothea Müller (1650-????)
 Married 1706 in Schlat, Goppingen, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 No children

 SPOUSE
 Helena Blessing (1753-1796)
 Married 1774 in Kleineislingen, Donaukreis, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 No children

 SPOUSE
 Anna Catharina Häderle (1752-1813)
 Married 1777 in Sparwiessen, Donaukreis, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 CHILDREN
 Anna Maria, B: 18 Mar 1789 in Sparwiesen, Goppingen, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany
 Johann Georg, B: 6 Apr 1791 in Sparwiesen, Donaukreis, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Germany

 SPOUSE
 Anna Maria Widmann (1763-1837)
 Married 1787
 CHILDREN
 Christina, B: 13 Nov 1790
 Maria Barbara, B: 26 Aug 1796
 Johann Georg, B: 27 Dec 1803

 SPOUSE
 Anna Marie Wust (1651-1725)
 No marriage date
 No children

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I'll just put all of these events for Johannes in chronological order.
Just sit back in jaw dropping wonder.
The color of the child's name corresponds with their mother's name. 

 Year  Event
 1560  Marries Agatha Blessing at the age of -86.
 1565  Johannes is born.
 1566  Johannes is born.
 1567  Barbara is born.
 1570  Georg is born.
 1572  Bartholomäus is born.
 1574  Barbara is born.
 1576  Margaretha is born.
 1578  Agatha is born.
 1579  Johann Georg is born (27 Sep). Johann Georg is born (27 Sep).
 1583  Marries Maria Reissinger at the age of -62.
 1646  JOHANNES BLESSING IS BORN.
 1671  Marries Margarethe Rapp.
 1674  Georg is born.
 1677  Johann Michael is born.
 1678  Marries Margarethe Schmid (22 Apr). Leonhard is born (15 Sep).
 1679  Marries Margarethe Hauser.
 1680  Andreas is born.
 1681  Andreas is born (26 Mar). Margarethe is born (3 Aug).
 1682  Peter is born.
 1684  Johann Ulrich is born (26 Jan). Bartholomäus is born (19 Aug).
 1688  Georg is born (12 Jan). Joseph is born (30 Sep).
 1690  Bartholomäus is born (27 Jan). Anna Margaretha is born (2 Jun).
 1692  Ulrich is born (29 Feb). Waldburga is born (25 May).
 1694  Michael is born.
 1698  Maria is born.
 1699  Anna Catherine is born.
 1706 Marries Dorothea Müller (15 Feb). JOHANNES BLESSING DIES (6 Sep).
 1774  Marries Helena Blessing at the age of 128.
 1777  Marries Anna Catharina Häderle at the age of 131.
 1787  Marries Anna Maria Widmann at the age of 141.
 1789  Anna Maria is born.
 1790  Christina is born.
 1791  Johann Georg is born.
 1796  Maria Barbara is born.
 1803  Johann Georg is born. His father is 157 years old and has been dead for over a hundred years.

A reincarnated zombie polygamist who spreads his seed over two centuries. The tree owner is either writing deep background for characters in a period science fiction piece or they're a mindless clickophile. Can you guess which one my money is on? Sigh.

Hat tip to Patti for the heads up about this profile ;-)


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