Barking Up the Wrong Tree: Yowza!

06 October 2014

Yowza!

Rule #5: You do not get to choose your ancestors.
Genealogy is not a buffet. You cannot pick and choose which of your 4th great-grandfather's wives is in your direct line because one is more interesting or easier to research.

Rule #6: Your female ancestor did not give birth when she was 74 years old.
Men can become fathers at any point during their adult lives. The same cannot be said for women. There are a few rare cases of women getting pregnant naturally over the age of 50. There's a list here. A source for one of the births on that list is an Ancestry Member Tree so I wouldn't consider it reliable. It is Wikipedia after all. If you can document a post-50 birth in your tree, without question, then you should go buy a lottery ticket.

You'll notice that this profile breaks Rule #1 and Rule #2 too. It's just all kinds of wrong. Sigh. See what other errors you can find.

Uploaded numerous times to this tree.
Attached to Lewis O Garner 2nd and Lewis Oliver Garner 3rd.
Title: tree-direct ancestor

Lewis O Garner 2nd
Birth 1793 in Howard Mill Area, Moore, North Carolina, United States
Death 1879 in Ryans Glade, Garrett, Maryland, United States

SPOUSE & CHILD
Elizabeth Rickmeyer (1762-1860)
✿ Lewis Oliver Garner 3rd, b. 1840

Uploaded numerous times to this tree.

Attached to Mary Elizabeth Yow.

Title: Female Direct Ancestor

SPOUSE & CHILDREN
Mary Elizabeth Yow (1799-1860)
✿ William Garner, b. 1791
✿ John Garner, b. 1794
✿ Phoebe Garner, b. 1798
✿ Hulda Garner, b. 1800
✿ Lewis Garner, b. 1802
✿ Malinda Garner, b. 1803
✿ Frances GARNER, b. 1820
✿ John H Garner, b. 1821
✿ Sallie Sarah Garner, b. 1823
✿ William Garner, b. 1826
✿ Elizabeth Garner, b. 1828
✿ Frances Frannie Garner, b. 1830
✿ Lydia Garner, b. 1832
✿ Margaret Garner, b. 1833
✿ William Garner, b. 1837
✿ John Garner, b. 1839
✿ Mary A Garner, b. 1858
✿ Richard McCorey Yow, b. 1870
✿ Florence J Yow, b. 1876

SPOUSE & CHILD
Elizabeth Yow (1799-1860)
✿ Sallie Sarah Garner, b. 1823

SPOUSE
Rebecca Spinks Yow (1835-1911)

ONE of the RECORDS ATTACHED
✿ 1790 United States Federal Census
Lewis Garner

Thanks to Kristin for the link to this profile ;-)
If you have a tree or profile to suggest please send the link to buwtree(at)gmail(dot)com. Thanks!

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And finally from Les, "You truly are a horrible woman, pointing out mistakes is one thing but blatantly laughing and taking the p is completely out of order."

Why?

Researching our family histories we are bound to make mistakes. Hopefully we are quick to correct them. Unfortunately some people refuse to read or think before adding information to their family trees. Some trees have been abandoned so the errors are there for eternity. Here we will laugh, mock and shake our heads at the carelessness, stupidity and/or ignorance of those errors.
All examples are taken from trees published online.
I'll also post tips occasionally, though the messed up trees are a great example of what NOT to do.
If you have an online tree to suggest for a future post please send me a link: buwtree(at)gmail(dot)com

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